Comments on Lipsticks & Lightsabers: Because any alternative is a better alternative.

Glittersniffer: At least it's not like we'...

2011-09-11T07:36:24.670+01:00

Glittersniffer: At least it's not like we're selling you acrylics as lipstick!

Glittersniffer: Our eyepigments are so crease-proof, you'll enjoy the effects forever!

Glittersniffer: Toxic Glitter for the Morally Blind!

Glittersniffer: There's nothing better... no w...

2011-09-11T02:42:59.690+01:00

Glittersniffer: There's nothing better... no wait, sorry, I mean, even nothing would be better.

Glittersniffer: Exhibit A

2011-09-11T02:12:23.535+01:00

Glittersniffer: Exhibit A

Glittersniffer: Our makeup is so awesome it should...

2011-09-11T02:10:33.830+01:00

Glittersniffer: Our makeup is so awesome it should be illegal! (Oh wait, it IS illegal! We just waited untill hordes of people went blind before telling you! <3)

I wanted to play off an established makeup company...

2011-09-11T00:13:12.213+01:00

I wanted to play off an established makeup company's slogan, so I used Cover Girl's "Easy, breezy, beautiful" and got the following

"Lazy, crazy, horrible - Glittersniffer!"

Glittersniffer - Just As Trashy As the Name Implie...

2011-09-10T22:06:39.790+01:00

Glittersniffer - Just As Trashy As the Name Implies

Glittersniffer: Wait, you actually put that junk o...

2011-09-10T20:24:25.386+01:00

Glittersniffer: Wait, you actually put that junk on your FACE? Ahahahaha!

Glittersniffer: So bright, it's illegal! Oh, ...

2011-09-10T20:01:48.984+01:00

Glittersniffer: So bright, it's illegal!

Oh, wait. That's taken...

Tweeted here! https://twitter.com/anyseka/status...

2011-09-10T19:32:11.931+01:00

Tweeted here!

https://twitter.com/anyseka/status/112593190758002688

I reblogged at: http://braybrigade.livejournal.com...

2011-09-10T19:22:15.591+01:00

I reblogged at: http://braybrigade.livejournal.com/1015.html

:)

GLITTERSNIFFER: Proliferating Pink Eye Since 2006 ...

2011-09-10T19:15:22.944+01:00

GLITTERSNIFFER: Proliferating Pink Eye Since 2006
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yclepteleven@aol.com

I tweeted - @karlatrx

2011-09-10T18:46:35.667+01:00

I tweeted - @karlatrx

GlitterSniffer: Just don't make me mad. K?

2011-09-10T18:41:02.974+01:00

GlitterSniffer: Just don't make me mad. K?

Glittersniffer-Makeup so bright, you'll go bli...

2011-09-10T18:39:06.804+01:00

Glittersniffer-Makeup so bright, you'll go blind!

I also re-tweeted about this, think it's a fantastic idea!

Victoria

I'm way too late to be the best. But I'll ...

2011-09-10T17:52:07.603+01:00

I'm way too late to be the best. But I'll give it a go.

Glittersniffer: if you're not 100% satisfied we'll give you a full refund and the threaten your children

Glittersniffer-mommy means never having to say you're sorry

Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they...

2011-09-10T17:16:04.847+01:00

Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.

Don't worry, you didn't need those brain cells anyways

Because sniffing glue is bad for you

We make "multi purpose" cosmetics

@Glittersniffer where stupidity is catching but good business practices aren't

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein

Stupid is as Glittersniffer does

I can't believe that this company has the nerve to still be in business like nothing ever happened and it's all everyone else's fault. And playing the kid card is just ******* pathetic...I feel sorry for her son (if she actually has one)

Oh god these make me giggle, I wasn't going to...

2011-09-10T16:35:32.329+01:00

Oh god these make me giggle, I wasn't going to enter because I just couldn't come up with anything but I'm going to give it a shot anyway;

'Glittersniffer: The Customer Is Always Wrong.'
'Glittersniffer: I Know How Many Times Your Grandmother Poops In A Week. How's THAT For Customer Service?'
'Glittersniffer: My Bullshit Brings All The Drama (Queens) To The Yard. Damn Right, It's More Potent Than Yours.'
'Glittersniffer: Hah. Who Said Being A Company Owner Required Any Form Of Decency Or Responsibility.'

...I could go on all day.

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: We Sniff So Much Glitter...

2011-09-10T16:12:17.999+01:00

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: We Sniff So Much Glitter We Don't Need No Stinking Privacy Policy!

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: For The Masochist Makeup...

2011-09-10T16:02:31.356+01:00

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: For The Masochist Makeup Lover

I had 3 ideas, hope you like them: Glittersniffer...

2011-09-09T23:43:48.569+01:00

I had 3 ideas, hope you like them:

Glittersniffer: we'll bring tears of joy to your eyes.

Glittersniffer: making potions of tear gas since 2006 or 2008.

Glittersniffer: making potions of 'WTF is wrong with my eyes??' since 2006 or 2008.

I posted info about the giveaway on my blog (moire-ach.blogspot.com/2011/09/lipsticks-lightsabers-giveaway.html) and on Twitter (twitter.com/#!/Moireach).

"Glittersniffer: want to do away with that pe...

2011-09-09T23:16:23.160+01:00

"Glittersniffer: want to do away with that pesky vision of yours? buy now!"

Glittersniffer - Sneezing sparkly bits of crime in...

2011-09-07T19:55:57.217+01:00

Glittersniffer - Sneezing sparkly bits of crime into your face!

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Because do you like, REA...

2011-09-06T09:26:53.632+01:00

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Because do you like, REALLY need to see?

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Reminding you it's all about inner beauty.

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: If you're not blind, you're not using Glittersniffer!

Glittersniffer: USPS didn't lose your package,...

2011-09-05T14:21:50.549+01:00

Glittersniffer: USPS didn't lose your package, I snorted it. Sorry bout that. Replacement package is... wait. No, sorry bout that.

Glittersniffer: Really, aren't you wearing makeup to impress others? Who cares if YOU can't see it! Make sure you post a look on our wall!

jessiejanetownsend@gmail.com

Glittersniffer- so bright, it's illegal!* *(n...

2011-09-04T17:39:55.747+01:00

Glittersniffer- so bright, it's illegal!*

*(no, really.)

nicolefall3@yahoo.com