Because any alternative is a better alternative.

I know I still owe you a post on Glittersniffer (and about a million other things), but for now, satire will have to do. Astonishingly, somehow, Glittersniffer is still somewhat in business. They are making things and selling them and carrying on as if they don't owe tens of thousands of dollars to their previous customers and generally aren't scum-sucking criminals who knowingly sold unsafe products marketed specifically for use on children.

Giveaway!

So, fine. I'm hosting a giveaway to celebrate Glittersniffer's return. All you have to do to enter is come up with an ironic slogan or strapline for Glittersniffer to help them re-launch. For example:
"Glittersniffer: colours that will (literally) make your face melt!"

You don't have to be a wordsmith, just have fun! The winner will be chosen at random so even those lesser gifted in the sarcasm department can still win. If you can't decide what to say, you can suggest more than one, but it only counts as one entry.

Prize!

The prize for this is a $25 giftcard to spend at an online indie makeup/B&B company - any other indie makeup/B&B company because, let's face it, absolutely anyone is better than Glittersniffer.

Details!

The giveaway runs for 2 weeks, from now until 10th September at 11:59pm GMT, and the winner will be announced within 3 days - so get your entries in quick!

It's open worldwide and you can earn an extra entry by sharing the giveaway either on your blog, Twitter or Tumblr (not facebook this time because last time there was an issue with privacy settings) for up to a total of four. Just include what you did when you post your entry, along with links so I can check it out.

The winner will be announced on the blog & via e-mail if you choose to leave it - you don't have to, as it will be visible to the public. They'll have a week to respond to claim their prize, otherwise I'll draw someone else.

162 comments:

Jessie said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Zombie tested, sociopath approved.

Idk, its the best I got lol

27 August 2011 at 00:33


Osephala said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics -- because eye injuries aren't forever.

LOL, I don't know. On a serious note, I'm absolutely horrified that they are still in business. How is that legal?

27 August 2011 at 00:34


Jessie said...

Oh yeah! I reblogged this.

http://xwickedlovelyx.blogspot.com/2011/08/anas-slogan-giveaway.html

27 August 2011 at 00:35


Teleute said...

Ha! Love this idea, Ana. Here's my entry:

"Sure, we sell dangerous products - but it's okay, because you'll never receive them!

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Thinking of your safety."

27 August 2011 at 00:40


Egyptian Iris said...

Glittersniffer: the swelling of your eyelids just means more surface to put makeup on!

Retweeted as well.

I thought they were being investigated by the FDA or something? I don't understand how this is still going on.

27 August 2011 at 00:41


Tea said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Finally! Eye makeup that'll make your lids pucker up like a butthole!

27 August 2011 at 00:45


Linnaeus Cosmetics said...

This isn't an actual entry, I just wanted to get in on the fun :)

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: We don't know when to quit! Well, we don't really know how to do anything right for that matter!

27 August 2011 at 00:47


Markie said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: The company that brought you the "original" Pink-eye Pigments!

27 August 2011 at 00:55


Astarte said...

Glittersniffer: now you too can look like a meth addict, without the meth!

27 August 2011 at 00:59


Dez said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: the tingling and swelling and redness means it works!

(P.S. <3 you Ana!)

27 August 2011 at 01:01


A Nice Wee Lass said...

Glittersniffer: We still like sticking things up our nose

27 August 2011 at 01:02


Teleute said...

Markie, "Pink-eye pigments" has a disturbingly good ring to it for representing such horror! Nicely done!

27 August 2011 at 01:02


Rach said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: We'll rob you blind! Literally!

27 August 2011 at 01:03


Integgy said...

Glittersniffer: It may not be safe for you face, but just wait until you snort it!

(a copywriter I am not).

I also went and tweeted about it.

27 August 2011 at 01:04


LadycrowX said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Finally a company that makes digging makeup out of the trash look more sanitary!

Blogged: http://ladycrowx.blogspot.com/2011/08/lipsticks-and-lightsabers-giveaway.html

Tweeted: http://twitter.com/#!/LadycrowX/status/107242300601667584

27 August 2011 at 01:08


Cat said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Makeup for the masochist!

27 August 2011 at 01:09


JH said...

Glittersniffer: Because you didn't need that eye anyway!

Also twitted: http://twitter.com/#!/JulesNoctambule

27 August 2011 at 01:10


Unknown said...

Glittersniffer: The quickest, easiest way to go blind!

Twitter:http://twitter.com/#!/wampalover
Tumblr:http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/adaremahan

27 August 2011 at 01:11


Emily♥ 에밀리 ♥エミリー said...

"Because we're shameless! :D"

I believe simple is best ;)

These are fun to read lol.. xD

egpenn(at)gmail(dot)com

<3

27 August 2011 at 01:12


cait said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Spreading the bubonic love since 2006.

27 August 2011 at 01:16


B said...

Glittershitter: Because if it doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger.

27 August 2011 at 01:17


Christie B. said...

GlitterSniffer home of the multipurpose products soap/eyeshadow, soap/toothpick holder, Chrome serum/skin remover.

27 August 2011 at 01:23


Shattered said...

"Glittersniffer Cosmetics: we did while making this crap."

27 August 2011 at 01:25


eef said...

Glittersniffer: TOTALLY vegan and sanitary except for when it isn't.

or maybe...

Glittersniffer: The BEST in smei-vegan, semi-sanitary cosmetics since 2006 or 2008.

tweet: http://twitter.com/#!/eefink/status/107248888003575809

eeflynn@gmail.com

27 August 2011 at 01:33


Amatyultare said...

Glittersniffer: We Fail Harder!

Also tweeted (link probably won't work correctly as I'm on my phone, but https://mobile.twitter.com/#!/amatyultare)

Also, seriously, how IS she still in business? Why are people still ~buying~ from her?

27 August 2011 at 01:36


Stacy said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Because everyone needs feces on their face <3

27 August 2011 at 01:42


Mai said...

Glittersniffer: You'd have to have a brain slug to want to try this!

27 August 2011 at 01:53


lovemeleaveme said...

"Glittersniffer Cosmetics: For the self-hating individual."

27 August 2011 at 01:56


Newtype Sarah said...

Glittersniffer: AUUUUGHHHHH MY EYEEEEESSSSS!!!!

27 August 2011 at 01:56


kier said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Because looking good is more important than just looking

27 August 2011 at 01:58


Peace, Love and Sparkles! said...

Glittersniffer: Because in America, even unethical, careless people can own a business.

27 August 2011 at 01:59


jezebelseven said...

Glittersniffer: That burning sensation is because you look so hot, not because we just gave you pink-eye. Pink-eye swear.

27 August 2011 at 02:03


JennyWhiskey said...

GlitterSniffer: Poisoning you and your family's faces since 200???

*free Stye with every purchase!!!

27 August 2011 at 02:05


Rachel Shia said...

Glittersniffer: Because you don't need eyes. Believe us, we know.

27 August 2011 at 02:06


tiny_mama said...

Glittershitter Cosmetics - Same shit, different day.

27 August 2011 at 02:07


Faye said...

Maybe she's born with it - Maybe she caught it from Glittersniffer!

27 August 2011 at 02:08


Rachel Shia said...

Oh yeah--I tweeted this (account is su.shia24) and posted on tumblr (Account is lastelegy)

27 August 2011 at 02:11


JennyWhiskey said...

I don't understand technology....here's my twitter page. I follow you, and the tweet is on my profile. Yay! I'm inept!

http://twitter.com/#!/JennyWhiskey

27 August 2011 at 02:12


unleash_the_bats said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: "Because being able to see is overrated!"

27 August 2011 at 02:20


Skulda said...

Glitter isn't all we're sniffing.

27 August 2011 at 02:21


Starrydance said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: (Mostly) Vegan, TOTALLY (not) Eyesafe, made with extra <3!*

*<3 = Broken promises!

27 August 2011 at 02:21


Jubblies said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: You might want to see a doctor about that.

27 August 2011 at 02:25


Jadelyn said...

Glittersniffer: Yes, we intend for you to take our name literally. It can't be any worse than using the products on your face!

27 August 2011 at 02:28


Dawne said...

Glittersniffer: You'll put your eye out!

27 August 2011 at 02:34


Snarky P said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Who cares if it's unsafe- these colors are AWESUM!



*gag*

27 August 2011 at 02:37


Arika said...

Glittersniffer: Because Crime Does Pay

27 August 2011 at 02:40


Denise said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: So good you'll wanna slap yo mama.... with antibiotics for pinkeye.

27 August 2011 at 02:40


rissaisastarsapphire said...

(i...can't think of anything else)

Glittersniffer: We half-assed it, now you have half a face!

Tumblr: http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/rissalovescomicsandgaming
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/liliththemaimed
Blog: http://wp.me/sRBHO-16

27 August 2011 at 02:44


Kim said...

I actually made a super quick, ultra-shitty logo for it-- slogan included!

Here you go! http://imgur.com/KbHtc

27 August 2011 at 03:00


ManeaterTM said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Proud sponser of Pink eye and drug addicts every where!

27 August 2011 at 03:01


kaoticorchid said...

Ha ha! What fun!

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Only the best in unsanitary and unsafe products!

27 August 2011 at 03:10


Miss Bekka said...

Bahahaha. Love it.


Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Where Burning Means Beauty!

27 August 2011 at 03:13


Krissi said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Not tested on animals - tested on your children!

or

Glittersniffer Costmetics: shaving angry badgers for vegan brushes since 2006.

27 August 2011 at 03:34


Dimitri said...

Glittersniffer: Proudly brought to you by Umbrella Corporation

27 August 2011 at 03:53


KittenMittens said...

Glittersniffer: Rub shit in your eyes, same difference.

27 August 2011 at 03:53


robyn said...

Glittersniffer: The burning means it's working.

27 August 2011 at 04:24


Ruuuuuski My Chicka said...

GlitterSniffer: Even Mikey won't try this shit!

and i tweeted also: http://twitter.com/#!/search/realtime/%23makeupgiveaway

27 August 2011 at 04:25


Kitty Lovett; The Unadulterated Cat said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Because drug addicts are known for their hygeine.

(get it because lela warren takes opiates instead of food)

Or!

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: fuck you, that's why.

27 August 2011 at 04:41


cockamamied said...

Glittersniffer:

Might as well snort it; it's almost as bad for you as coke.

A bloodhound glittersniffed, then played dead. For a really long time. But he was pink!

Just use it as an exfoliator or something. We don't care, just hand over the money.

27 August 2011 at 04:47


galgotspirit said...

Glittersniffer . . . just spreading the love, er, maliciously intended eye disease.

27 August 2011 at 04:54


galgotspirit said...

Glittersniffer: Blinding the world one eye at a time.

27 August 2011 at 04:55


ragingtuna said...

I'm liking these entries so far! XD

Glittersniffer: Feel the burn!

I tweeted and tumbl'd about this giveaway:

http://twitter.com/#!/awesome_tacos/status/107300066108252161

http://cupcakes-for-breakfast.tumblr.com/post/9442281219/i-know-i-still-owe-you-a-post-on-glittersniffer

My e-mail address is ragingtuna at gmail dot com. :)

27 August 2011 at 04:58


Headacheslayer "The Crafty Angel" said...

Glittersniffer--Let US help to rob you blind! We don't take paypal, but we will take your money and your eyesight! It's 2 for 1!

27 August 2011 at 05:00


blucalamari said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: All natural since 2006*





*pet hair included free of charge, soap dyes extra

27 August 2011 at 05:02


Jessica said...

Glittersniffer: Because eyeballs are replaceable.

27 August 2011 at 05:14


AccidentallyMommy said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics, AKA People for the Ethical Shaving of Badgers.

27 August 2011 at 06:01


Aquavitae said...

Glittersniffer: Bigger, brighter, and definitely BADDER.

27 August 2011 at 06:36


Chocolate said...

Glittersniffer: Because hey, you might just end up with superpowers.

:P

It's fun just to be snarky.

27 August 2011 at 06:39


Laura said...

Run by a secret society of sparkle haters. Goal: to make you hate it, too.

27 August 2011 at 07:04


Nini said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Injuring women and children since 2006.

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: It never happened!

27 August 2011 at 09:15


Sterling said...

Glittersniffer: Safer up your nose than in your eye :D

I am so damn glad you're back lol

27 August 2011 at 09:22


lexy-thief said...

Glittersniffer: Fulfilling all your fears about what's in your make-up!

27 August 2011 at 09:56


Lori said...

GlitterSniffer: Because having swollen eyelids is the new black!

27 August 2011 at 10:22


mippy said...

Glittersniffer: because blind IS the new black.

27 August 2011 at 10:27


sui_sweet said...

Glittersniffer; The only brand to include the latest in cornea exfoliation!

Shared on my tumblr;
http://sui-sweet.tumblr.com/post/9450684831/lipsticks-lightsabers-giveaway

27 August 2011 at 10:59


Bourriquette said...

Glittersniffer: Because it can't get worse!

27 August 2011 at 11:29


Alv said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics - gives you something to cry for.

27 August 2011 at 11:58


Kuume said...

Glitersniffer: Because you just can't get your eyes any bigger and pinkier with other products!

Seriously though, I love all the sarcasm going around.

27 August 2011 at 12:42


Painted Moonkin said...

Glittersniffer: Toxic Avenger approved since 2006!

Tweeted: http://tinyurl.com/3kl4658

And blogged:
http://tinyurl.com/3z87v7p

27 August 2011 at 13:22


Ice said...

Glittersniffer! Putting ass in classy since 2006! 2008! 2006!

(And Tea, I almost hurt myself laughing. Seriously. :D)

27 August 2011 at 13:34


BornFromSilence said...

Glittersniffer: we'll brighten your day and your face with bright red spots!

27 August 2011 at 13:46


Spooki said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Your package will always be a surprise (that is, if USPS doesn't steal it because everyone wants GS sooooooooo bad)

27 August 2011 at 13:55


RawSienna said...

Glittersniffer: Making eye injuries sparkly and fun!

Also this "business" infuriates me beyond belief. I let my younger siblings play with my makeup, and the idea that something like this could have happened to them gets me in a stabby mood.

27 August 2011 at 14:39


Leah said...

Glittersniffer: Because we figure you're too stupid to know any better!

I see a lot of people picked up on the irony of their name. My original thought was "Glittersniffer: It's about as smart as actually huffing glitter" but that's not original enough!

27 August 2011 at 16:03


bayoucitygirl said...

Glittersniffer: Our 80's collection is so neon and bright it will LITERALLY BLIND you <3

27 August 2011 at 16:08


Sam <3 said...

Am happy to be exempt from comp, being related and all, but wanted in on the fun

Glittersniffer: Your optometrist will think you look fabulous

Glittersniffer: Because what's the point of having health insurance if you don't use it

Glittersniffer: Make your eyes pop! (literally)

27 August 2011 at 16:13


Kerry B. said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Making blind sexy since 200?.. whenever we started.

27 August 2011 at 16:18


Aoede said...

Glittersniffer: Your faithful defender against truth and safety.


MAN all the ~sick burns~ have been lit already

Twittered @ http://tinyurl.com/3uqpmts

27 August 2011 at 16:19


-Jen- said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Where FDA regulations are more like "guidelines."

Or...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics — Specializing in safety violations, customer service nightmares and a special side of crazy.

27 August 2011 at 16:38


Julie said...

Glittersniffer: Soap dyes? Don't worry, you will never receive your order anyway :D

27 August 2011 at 16:41


Basht said...

GLittersniffer: Because deniability and threats are our best asset!

27 August 2011 at 17:04


Claire said...

These are brilliant :)

Glittersniffer: we'll blind you with our customer service.

27 August 2011 at 17:46


Julia said...

Glittersniffer: So "good" it will make you cry (rally!)

27 August 2011 at 18:00


MoonMiistBabii said...

Glittersniffer- Because nothings hotter than ACTUALLY needing an eyepatch for your rotted out eyeball!

Posted on twitter as well =]

https://twitter.com/#!/MoonMiistBabii

27 August 2011 at 18:42


Spicey said...
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Melissa said...

Glittersniffer: Who needs all 5 senses anyways?

27 August 2011 at 20:18


oxbonkus said...

GlitterSniffer: Who says deniability has to be plausible? :D

27 August 2011 at 20:19


Jessica said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Blind to FDA regulations, like you soon will be!

27 August 2011 at 20:20


elektra said...

Glittersniffer: I show those bitches eye infections. Bitches love eye infections.

I think it's safe to say that the internet has corrupted my brain, because I could only think of memes for this one.... <3

27 August 2011 at 21:09


Violet said...

"Glittersniffer-The best NEON eyeshadows on the market. So bright that they will melt your eyes-literally!"

Seriously, I can't believe that they are still in business after people suffered physical damages from their products and with one FBI investigation pending. How is that even legal?

27 August 2011 at 21:40


Bhevarri said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: proudly providing your local doctor with more business!

Glittersniffer Cosmetics; to die for! (no, really)

Bhevarri @ yahoo.com

Tweet! http://twitter.com/#!/Bhevarri/status/107596515173875712

Blog post! http://bhevarri.blogspot.com/2011/08/lipsticks-and-lightsabers-giveaway.html

Woo! Thanks for the fun =D Loving all the entries!!

28 August 2011 at 00:36


MrsKittyKaBoom said...

"Glittersniffer- Who cares what you look like if you can't see!"

"We here at Glittersniffer care about important charitable causes, please make your donations out to Glittersniffer Cosmetics"

Best way to sell cosmetics evar!Tricking people into caring for someone else, then keeping the profits is genius!

WTF? Lela.. just stop.

Tweeted:
http://twitter.com/#!/MrsKittyKaBoom/status/107656240934559744

28 August 2011 at 04:31


Jessica said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: As addictive as crack. Though not as safe.

Tweeted: https://twitter.com/outinapout/status/107652647884034049

28 August 2011 at 04:35


JMTolman said...

Glittersniffer: Colors that will make your eyes bleed (with joy)!

Annnd URLs:
http://toxicnotebook.tumblr.com/post/9488670425/lipstick-lightsabers-because-any-alternative-is-a

http://twitter.com/#!/jmtolman

28 August 2011 at 05:31


Sharron said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Because eyesight is overrated.

Tweeted as @betasharron

28 August 2011 at 08:05


Esmiralda said...

Glittersniffer: be unique with our products! (Cause probably noone else is as stupid to use them).

Poor ppl who didnt do their research

28 August 2011 at 08:09


maaike said...

Glittersniffer: sniff our products, pour them on your spaghetti, put them on your face! All uses just as approved!

28 August 2011 at 12:38


Just Lizzy said...

Glittersniffer: putting the blame on a toddler since 200?

(seriously, how many times has she used her son as an excuse for messing thins up?)

28 August 2011 at 15:55


Lexii said...

Glittersniffer: Getting away with everything except murder.

28 August 2011 at 15:58


prettymom said...

Glittersniffer: Because you're dumb!

28 August 2011 at 16:04


Suzanne said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Because to be hated is to be TRULY alternative! LOL! ^_^


this is such a cool idea for a competition :p

28 August 2011 at 18:15


glittahcakes said...

Heh, nice. ;)

Glittersniffer: Because it hurts so good! Ohwait...

Tweeted: http://twitter.com/#!/Lily_Darcy/status/107946313601126400

28 August 2011 at 23:45


Amy said...

Glittersniffer: Our products are not tested on animals... actually, they're not tested at all...

amymichaelsbillyross@gmail.com

29 August 2011 at 03:55


NigatsuBebe said...

You'd have to sniff glitter to buy from GlitterSniffer! (yeah, it's probably already done...)

29 August 2011 at 05:17


Unipus said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Don't let the FDA steal your fun!

29 August 2011 at 07:12


Katy said...

Glittersniffer: Our products are so shocking, you'll go blind!(seriously)

29 August 2011 at 18:40


NeenaJ said...

Glittersniffer: Selling our soul, one eyeshadow at a time.

29 August 2011 at 21:04


Awesome said...

Glittersniffer: Red lips and pinkeye.

or...

I like my cosmetics like I like my women...caustic. Glittersniffer.

:)

30 August 2011 at 04:07


Unknown said...

Glittersniffer: it actually IS illegal.

30 August 2011 at 04:36


Phoenix said...

Sniffing glitter (and other stuff) since 2006 (we think).

30 August 2011 at 06:51


TeamErin said...

Glittersniffer: Wait... what was I doing?

30 August 2011 at 17:32


nekosan said...

Colors so bright, they'll make your eyes water!

30 August 2011 at 20:37


eight said...

Glittersniffer: THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!

or

Glittersniffer: The FDA are just jealous <3

30 August 2011 at 21:10


Alishia said...

Glittersniffer cosmetics - doesn't the name, say it all?

31 August 2011 at 01:12


Caitie said...

Glittersniffer...truly blinding colours

31 August 2011 at 02:30


Nikki said...

Glittersniffer: Because eye injuries are totally in this season.

Yeah, not my best work. Hey, all the good ones were taken ^_^

TWEET: http://twitter.com/#!/exploiturself/status/108753104090050560

E-mail: mtinut@gmail.com

31 August 2011 at 05:10


msmetalgeekchic88 said...

Glittersniffer: Because sniffing is safer than wearing.

shared on my twitter here : https://twitter.com/#!/msmetalgeekchic

and on tumblr here : http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/beautyrhymeandtunes

31 August 2011 at 19:37


Alyssa said...

Glittersniffers: Quality you can see.

31 August 2011 at 21:15


Lost in Makeupland said...

Glittersnifer: Go do some drugs, it's smarter than using our products.

Hahahaaa I had a great time reading all entries they're so fun (and sadly true).

One of the funniest giveaways I've come across :)

<333

31 August 2011 at 23:44


Sirinda said...

This is the best I could do:
"Glittersniffer- Why don't you love me, I thought we were friends!"
Or (my next lame attempt)
"Glittersniffer- We've sniffed worse, at least it's shiny."

1 September 2011 at 00:01


eRiN said...

Starting over all over again, and this time, we really mean it!


... starting ... NOW.

... regret - mistakes - errors in judgment - misinterpreted the rules - starting ... NOW!!!

1 September 2011 at 05:23


SuperHotFemale said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics -buy and weep!
sari dot susanna at hotmail dot com

1 September 2011 at 11:20


Hebridean Sprite said...

Glittersniffer: Makeup that looks nice, but you won't be able to see it due to blindness.

e-mail: dolphins_dream_too@hotmail(dot)com

Tweet- http://twitter.com/#!/HebrideanSprite/status/109320224473497600

1 September 2011 at 18:44


Lala said...

Glittersniffer: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, since you won't be able to see after using it anyway.

2 September 2011 at 13:45


TheGirlFromLipanema said...

Glittersniffer: We won't just cheat you...we will fuck you up for life!

2 September 2011 at 16:51


notaloneagain said...

glittersniffer: born out of faceless chic




(get it hehhehe)

2 September 2011 at 20:55


Stephanie said...

Glittersniffer: because not getting pink eye from bad makeup is too mainstream.

email: fromstarstuff(at)gmail(dot)com

3 September 2011 at 20:46


nicolefall3 said...

Glittersniffer- so bright, it's illegal!*

*(no, really.)

nicolefall3@yahoo.com

4 September 2011 at 17:39


Jessie Jane Townsend said...

Glittersniffer: USPS didn't lose your package, I snorted it. Sorry bout that. Replacement package is... wait. No, sorry bout that.

Glittersniffer: Really, aren't you wearing makeup to impress others? Who cares if YOU can't see it! Make sure you post a look on our wall!

jessiejanetownsend@gmail.com

5 September 2011 at 14:21


chemicallyfeline said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Because do you like, REALLY need to see?

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: Reminding you it's all about inner beauty.

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: If you're not blind, you're not using Glittersniffer!

6 September 2011 at 09:26


anyse said...

Glittersniffer - Sneezing sparkly bits of crime into your face!

7 September 2011 at 19:55


Miss Moonlight said...

"Glittersniffer: want to do away with that pesky vision of yours? buy now!"

9 September 2011 at 23:16


Moireach said...

I had 3 ideas, hope you like them:

Glittersniffer: we'll bring tears of joy to your eyes.

Glittersniffer: making potions of tear gas since 2006 or 2008.

Glittersniffer: making potions of 'WTF is wrong with my eyes??' since 2006 or 2008.

I posted info about the giveaway on my blog (moire-ach.blogspot.com/2011/09/lipsticks-lightsabers-giveaway.html) and on Twitter (twitter.com/#!/Moireach).

9 September 2011 at 23:43


braybrigade said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: For The Masochist Makeup Lover

10 September 2011 at 16:02


ShinkenRed said...

Glittersniffer Cosmetics: We Sniff So Much Glitter We Don't Need No Stinking Privacy Policy!

10 September 2011 at 16:12


Naomi said...

Oh god these make me giggle, I wasn't going to enter because I just couldn't come up with anything but I'm going to give it a shot anyway;

'Glittersniffer: The Customer Is Always Wrong.'
'Glittersniffer: I Know How Many Times Your Grandmother Poops In A Week. How's THAT For Customer Service?'
'Glittersniffer: My Bullshit Brings All The Drama (Queens) To The Yard. Damn Right, It's More Potent Than Yours.'
'Glittersniffer: Hah. Who Said Being A Company Owner Required Any Form Of Decency Or Responsibility.'

...I could go on all day.

10 September 2011 at 16:35


Ashke said...

Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.

Don't worry, you didn't need those brain cells anyways

Because sniffing glue is bad for you

We make "multi purpose" cosmetics

@Glittersniffer where stupidity is catching but good business practices aren't 

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." 
-Albert Einstein

Stupid is as Glittersniffer does


I can't believe that this company has the nerve to still be in business like nothing ever happened and it's all everyone else's fault. And playing the kid card is just ******* pathetic...I feel sorry for her son (if she actually has one)

10 September 2011 at 17:16


Roisi said...

I'm way too late to be the best. But I'll give it a go.

Glittersniffer: if you're not 100% satisfied we'll give you a full refund and the threaten your children

Glittersniffer-mommy means never having to say you're sorry

10 September 2011 at 17:52


Victoria said...

Glittersniffer-Makeup so bright, you'll go blind!

I also re-tweeted about this, think it's a fantastic idea!

Victoria

10 September 2011 at 18:39


Karla said...

GlitterSniffer: Just don't make me mad. K?

10 September 2011 at 18:41


Karla said...

I tweeted - @karlatrx

10 September 2011 at 18:46


c4cf1d62-dbd8-11e0-9f61-000bcdcb2996 said...

GLITTERSNIFFER: Proliferating Pink Eye Since 2006
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yclepteleven@aol.com

10 September 2011 at 19:15


braybrigade said...

I reblogged at: http://braybrigade.livejournal.com/1015.html

:)

10 September 2011 at 19:22


anyse said...

Tweeted here!

https://twitter.com/anyseka/status/112593190758002688

10 September 2011 at 19:32


Grey said...

Glittersniffer: So bright, it's illegal!

Oh, wait. That's taken...

10 September 2011 at 20:01


Juju09 said...

Glittersniffer: Wait, you actually put that junk on your FACE? Ahahahaha!

10 September 2011 at 20:24


rainyjane said...

Glittersniffer - Just As Trashy As the Name Implies

10 September 2011 at 22:06


Abbey said...

I wanted to play off an established makeup company's slogan, so I used Cover Girl's "Easy, breezy, beautiful" and got the following

"Lazy, crazy, horrible - Glittersniffer!"

11 September 2011 at 00:13


ANA said...

Glittersniffer: Our makeup is so awesome it should be illegal! (Oh wait, it IS illegal! We just waited untill hordes of people went blind before telling you! <3)

11 September 2011 at 02:10


Matthew said...

Glittersniffer: Exhibit A

11 September 2011 at 02:12


Sam <3 said...

Glittersniffer: There's nothing better... no wait, sorry, I mean, even nothing would be better.

11 September 2011 at 02:42


Lindy Rose said...

Glittersniffer: At least it's not like we're selling you acrylics as lipstick!

Glittersniffer: Our eyepigments are so crease-proof, you'll enjoy the effects forever!

Glittersniffer: Toxic Glitter for the Morally Blind!

11 September 2011 at 07:36



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