All I Want For Christmas Is All This Crap

It's a little late for a wishlist - but these are things I want all year round, or have been particularly pining after lately. A little less lipstick and a little more lightsaber.


Finally, it's here! Of course I want this, but I promise to love it and cherish it and not to incinerate it. As long as it never threatens to stab me.
Star Wars lightsaber chopsticks? Yes please. Instead of using the forks, I could use the force!


Pi Symbol Ice Cube Trays $8.99

I can't think of a cooler addition (both coloquially and in temperature) to my Pepsi Max than pi-shaped ice cubes. Imagine how cool you'd be at parties! Or, well, not really, I guess the kind of people who appreciate pi ice cubes aren't really the sort who frequent parties. LAN parties, maybe.


TMNT Shredder Hooded Sweatshirt $60

If you need me to tell you why this is awesome, you need to go spend the next 12 hours having a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle marathon, and come back a new, enlightened person.


Star Wars Force FX Lightsaber - Yoda $119

I wanted it last year, and I still want it. I've wanted it since I knew what a lightsaber was. I'm hoping to finally get one in the new year, they tend to become more widely available around Christmas.


Luxeed Dynamic Pixel LED Keyboard $139.99

Rainbow keyboard. Why wouldn't I want this? Seriously, this is an illuminated keyboard and you can customise the colour for each key, and it can even do little animations. I want the black one, although the white one lights up more, 'cause I think it looks better.


As much as I love my rainbow scarf-- omgwtfMario. Lindsey linked me to this (she also made me the most gorgeous pair of green gloves, since I'm so fingerless-glove-obsessed, thank you!), so it's entirely her fault that I want it, now.
[EDIT] The Etsy seller got in touch with me, and has relisted them! Woo! Don't buy them all, I want one. Edited the link above to take you to purchasable goodness!

Fyrinnae is my biggest beauty lemming, at the moment. Ages ago I gave them a bad review, back when I was young and stupid, and regret it immensely. Ignore old-me. They're amazing. Their eyeshadows are stunning, pigmented and complex and incredible, their service is impeccable, they're geeky and have eyeshadows with names like Damn Paladins and +20 Beautification, the eyeshadow samples are freaking huge (1/4 teaspoon, in jars, no less) and their pixie epoxy is the most amazing primer ever. Their Arcane Magic eyeshadows are-- incredible. They're actually colour changing, based on their proximity to a lightsource (like a lamp, not the sun). I don't mean with sparkle or duo-chrome, I mean they completely change colour.

Just-- amazing. I want every Arcane Magic shadow, and at least samples of every single non-neutral eyeshadow they do. Which is hundreds. Check them out and yell at me for being broke later. The stunning colour pictured is Faerie Glamour, by the way.


Tokidoki Skullcandy Ti Headphones $74.95 (Or, unfairly, £69.99)

$75 converted should be around £47, not £70. The mark-up pisses me off. But anyway, these are the sexiest headphones I've ever seen. Out of everything on my list, this is the one I want most, and have been pining over for ages. The one that makes me go "Arrrghfbsoifb WANT". Skullcandy make some seriously sexy headphones, but the tokidoki ones are irresistable.


I've already got all the Rocks! eyeshadows I think I want, so my next most desired collection to own full-size is Hot In The City. I haven't mentioned this one before, because it was discontinued, but it's back for an encore until 2nd Janurary 2010. It isn't just the colours in this collection I love, it's the formula as well. I tried a rainbow EOTD which I managed to bugger up completely last week, and it was this collection which rescued me because the colours just showed up and blended perfectly, even over botched other colours underneath.

The full-sizes I most want are: italian ice, neon lights, swelter, return to Tiffany's, late for work, gridlock, girl's night out, and coney island.


Dr Martens - 1460 Green Patent £59.99 (£39.99 in the sale! Three sizes too small.)

Bright green Dr Martens. Of course I want them! They're chunky, punky, and green. I actually first saw these when Xenia got herself a pair - so I can give her that much, girl's got good taste in shoes. Come new year, these will definitely be mine, provided I can find somewhere with them in a UK 6.

Little more geeky than beauty this time around, because I've done so much beauty hauling of late.

Oh, and look who followed me home from the shops the other day...


Hello Punky!

Most adorable Hello Kitty doll ever. I love her little plaid bow! And my tokidoki bag you see in the corner there is very definitely fake, but still completely adorable.

So that's all my most pressing 'do want's - share yours with me?

60 comments:

Matthew said...

You have a brand new pair of incredibly good, headphones with an excellent audio response curve.

you can't even see them when they're on your head"

and they're entirely impractical to go out with, so you'd only ever use them at home. you gonna spend £70 on headphones so that people on skype can admire them?

25 December 2009 02:45


Anastasia said...

SHUT UP. THEY'RE TOKIDOKI AND I WANT THEM >_<

25 December 2009 02:46


Anastasia said...

And I would too use them outside! I'd use them all the time. :[

25 December 2009 02:46


Matthew said...

We bought you that pear tree last Christmas and you never play with that

25 December 2009 02:47


AxSDenied said...

I saw a pretty wicked TMNT hoodie today that was turtle green and had the yellow turtle chest! I was so close to buying it, but I'm not exactly small and I can picture the cracks I'd get behind my back about being round lol.

For xmas I want:
Super Mario Wii
Zelda Spirit Tracks
Makeup cart from Office depot
Sims 3
Tudors season trois
about 15 lip lustres from Fyrinnae (why I don't have any already I do not know)
A lil set of MAC makeup brushes I saw
And I pretty much can't remember anything else.

25 December 2009 02:50


Lindsey said...

It's a bit sad that I want your entire wishlist as well (minus the hoodie, and I would want a Mace Windu lightsaber, if they make one). And I am SO making that scarf eventually, I swear it! I should make it before uni starts back up again since I have actual free time right now, but alas, I will probably put it on the backburner for a few months, because procrastination is how I roll. And I really love the Arcane Magic shadows too. <3 I didn't like them at first, because I had some real missteps with application, but once I got it down, I learned to love them. I'm finally getting to sample a few HitC shadows (I put a sample order in at AL yesterday)! I would have gotten the whole collection, but since they're not on sale, it would have put me a bit overbudget, but I got samples of Skyscraper, Gridlock, Return to Tiffany's, Girl's Night Out, Italian Ice, and Lady Liberty (as well as the Hi-Fi Matte sample collection and a Lazysod, Googoomuck, Avalon, and Venom from Rocks!).

25 December 2009 02:54


Anastasia said...

Shredder is cooler, AxS! Still, a turtle hoodie would be green...

And lol, every game/DVD on your list I'd probably just pirate <_<; I want Fyrinnae lip lustres, too, but I haven't tried any so I can't vouch for them juuuust yet.

Which MAC brushes? ;x

25 December 2009 03:07


Anastasia said...

I love the Mace Windu saber, too, but it's hella expensive. One of the rarest ones! Plus, the Yoda one is a little shorter and so glows brighter. And y'know, it's green, and has a nicer hilt than Luke's green saber from Episode VI.

I've told you already I'd buy that scarf from you! Gosh, it's so cool *-* Must learn to crochet. Is the pattern hard? It looks like it would be hard. I don't know anything about crocheting. I'm not even entirely sure what it is.

Yesss! I'm glad you bought Aromaleigh shadows. Prepare to be happyyyyy. I can't believe you didn't get estranged or coney island though, wth is that, woman >: Three greens is NOT enough.

25 December 2009 03:13


MichelleB said...

Some really cool stuff on your wishlist! I love that keyboard. I agree about the Fyrinnae Arcane Magic shadows and Aromeleigh Hot in the City collection, they are fantastic!

My biggest wish is a new home in a more convenient location (traveling an hour to get to the grocery store sucks!). Not that I expect to get that any time soon.

I suppose my current gifty wants would be full sizes of the Aromaleigh Angels shadows. More home fragrance oil blends for my BBW ScentBug, because you can never have enough smell good stuff. And chocolate.. a girl can never have enough chocolate.

Merry Christmas :)

25 December 2009 03:20


AxSDenied said...

I can't pirate the nintendo games because none of my systems are modded yet :( should have asked for that for xmas lol

I want the Do-the-Trick set, I don't have a skunk brush yet

http://www.maccosmetics.ca/templates/products/sp.tmplCATEGORY_ID=CATEGORY32622&PRODUCT_ID=PROD15352

25 December 2009 03:21


Matthew said...

you can soft mod with bannerbomb it's super easy

25 December 2009 03:30


Anastasia said...

Irk Michelle, well you could get Up instead and try that... Although I don't think I believe their balloon physics. You'd probably just destroy your house.

I want a lot of the Angels shadows, too (Anastasia, of course, even though it isn't mine) and I'm getting one! Eek, I'm so excited about it. It's going to be very green =D

I think I definitely need MORE chocolate right now.

25 December 2009 03:44


Anastasia said...

The MAC 187 is definitely worth owning, I was surprised at how good that set looked. Be aware that the SE brushes aren't as good quality though, they're made in China, not Japan/France like normal MAC brushes.

187 and 168 would be my two essential face brushes, though.

And I'm not sure what Matt means either, but he knows his stuff. He'll probably explain it all for you via e-mail or something if you wanna mod your wii :]

25 December 2009 03:45


apriltini said...

Love the keyboard! Now I want one! What's the first item on your list? I completely don't understand it.

I don't have much of a wish list. I'm very fortunate to not want a lot of stuff, and to be able to buy most of what I do want. :)

25 December 2009 03:51


Anastasia said...

*___* You...you haven't played Portal? There's like... four Portal references in my blog layout alone. Look closely at the header. Recognise the cube? ;D

You need to go play Portal. Like right now. That should be the only thing on your Christmas list now <_<

25 December 2009 04:02


Lo said...

I waaaaant...
Camilla d'Errico print
Illustrated Jane Eyre
Big ass, cool headphones
Zombie bunny bag
Haircut
HG Foundation
and the diamond powder.

Oh, and my confederate. =( Wants him the most.

25 December 2009 04:08


Kristennn said...

It really is unfair how much more you guys have to pay for stuff compared to us in the United States. My boyfriend is British, so whenever he needs something big, I'll buy it for him here and mail it to him, and it is STILL cheaper than what you have to pay in pounds!

Other than that, have a great Christmas!

25 December 2009 04:19


Anastasia said...

Your wishlist is so clever and refined =P Well except 'big ass' headphones and a zombie bunny bag, but still pretty awesome.

I'll send you some of my diamond powder! And try Illamasqua rich foundation for insane staying power or Estée Lauder doublewear?

25 December 2009 04:19


Kristen Leigh said...

Wow, I love your nerdy wishlist! I want a rainbow keyboard!!!!! And the chopsticks, and, and, and... Well, I really want this: http://www.scopecity.com/detail.cfm?ProductID=4181

And to see things up close and personal... I want this, which is far more reasonable and it has USB cable to show on my Mac and also snapshot!!!
http://www.scopecity.com/detail.cfm?ProductID=5961&pn=CELESTRON%20Digital/Optical%20Biol.Microscope%20100-400X%20with%20USB%20Cable+Celestron+44330&sc=&tc=Microscopes

So there... geek out girlfriend!

xo
K

25 December 2009 04:24


Lo said...

My skin is very dry still, but getting better. I'm afraid those would highlight my dryness. =(

25 December 2009 04:34


Lindsey said...

I know I know! Once I get around to making one for myself to test the pattern (and because I WANT one so bad), we can talk commissions, for sure. It doesn't look hard to make at all, really, it's basic pattern of stitches. It would take longer than your gloves because it's so much bigger, but technically speaking, it would be easier (which reminds me, I'm going to try to send the gloves out on Saturday!).

I was thisclose to getting Coney Island, but I was being a bit thrifty with my sample ordering, though I did add it and then delete it to my cart a few times. >.> I know I really should try Estranged, but I actually already have a chartreuse from Fyrinnae that I like (OMGWTF). I love greens, though I'm really more of a purple, blue and teal gal, myself. ;)

25 December 2009 04:35


apriltini said...

I've never even heard of Portal! I've been severely lacking in gaming and stuffs for a long time. Bad A! *runs off to investigate this Portal thingamabob*

25 December 2009 04:54


Grey said...

I used to have a certain weakness for Doc's. I only have three pair now, though. Knee highs in classic black, pink with lace inserts, and purple strappy ones. I wish they were not leather or I would continue to covet them and want to marry them.

25 December 2009 05:02


Lo said...

Lindsey, I will want to talk to you about that scarf as well, k? ^.^

<3 Mario.

25 December 2009 05:14


AxSDenied said...

I'm fine if they're not as good, quality wise, right now I only use 4 different brushes total so anything would be an improvement!

I don't even know how to get my Wii connected to the internet lol. I would need step by step colour by numbers type of directions. Or one of my brothers could make themselves useful and do it for me!

25 December 2009 05:21


Bhevarri said...

Ohh man I love thinkgeek! LoveLoveLOVE!
And I've got a full sized faerie glamour waiting for me... I love those arcane magic shadows! Awesome wishlist XD

Happy Holidays!
Anneliese

25 December 2009 06:13


Kirsty said...

The black Luxeed keyboard has been my dream for a while now too!

25 December 2009 08:08


Anastasia said...

Kriste(triple n), thank you, merry Christmas :3 And I know, right? Places just tend to swap the currency symbol over without bothering to actually convert.

25 December 2009 10:02


Anastasia said...

Rofl, Kristen. You're a tele/microscope geek? Astronomy, or do you just enjoy magnification?

That shower curtain you tweeted is pretty darn awesome, too - too bad I don't have a shower. (Or a house)

25 December 2009 10:04


Anastasia said...

The Illamasqua one would, Lo, EL might not. If you have an EL counter handy, bug them for a sample.

25 December 2009 10:04


Anastasia said...

Lindsey, estranged is incredible! I like it more then OMGWTF - definitely different colours.

I'll send you a sample of mine, though. If I get a full-size coney island you can have some of that, too. Orrrr just enter the new giveaway, and maybe win them all~

I shall watch the scarf space! Along with Lo ;x

25 December 2009 10:05


Anastasia said...

Go, April! And don't come back until you know 'Still Alive' off by heart!

25 December 2009 10:06


Anastasia said...

I've always been surprised that you committed to the vegan lifestyle etc so thoroughly, Grey. I thought you started going vegan for health reasons? It's impressive that it's a whole lifestyle now.

I don't own a single pair of docs, and I must remedy this.

25 December 2009 10:07


Anastasia said...

Rofl, AxS! I'll ask my brother if he can give good instructions to pass along, maybe. He's a bigger geek than I am, computer genius and whatnot, but occasionally struggles to simplify. I spend a lot of my time making this face: o__@

25 December 2009 10:08


Anastasia said...

Me too, Anneliese! I don't order half the stuff I want from them, because I get hit by huge customs charges every single time. Sigh. They see my thinkgeek box and want to punish me...

A friend already got me a bunch of Arcane Magic shadows today, I'm so excited! =D

25 December 2009 10:09


Anastasia said...

Kirsty, isn't is sexy? It's no Optimus Prime keyboard, but is is a hell of a lot cheaper.

And...rainbow!

Plus, for gaming, I could light up my hotkeys <3

25 December 2009 10:09


Jessica said...

It's amazing how similar our current wish lists are! First, you must stop talking up all of these companies that offer sample pigments- I'm gonna go broke on $1 baggies!

Second, love Thinkgeek and Tokidoki rocks! I got a LE Tokidoki LeSportsac (a Playground pattern Ciao Ciao!) in 2006, I'd never heard of it and fell in love! I love me some horned milk boxes with italian labeling!!! I really need a good comfy pair of headphones, now that I've seen those...

Docs are also on my list, in patent leather, though mine are pink & yellow plaid- that goes with everything, right?

So...did you get anything checked off your list this Christmas? Or do I need to bookmark this post for this June? ;)

25 December 2009 10:34


i-echo said...

your xmas list is really cool!
so far I have had a pretty nerdy xmas. lol. My friend got me Spaced out: the very best of leonerd nimoy and william shantner cd. It's been on repeat all day. And 'santa' got me a model enterprise.

on the less nerdy side i got $50 to morgana's minerals, i am thinking of getting a blog just to right a reveiw for them. :)

Man those chopsticks are like the best thing i have ever seen, and they are sold out ..:(, I'll live....

marry christmas
live long and party hard,
zoe

25 December 2009 15:47


beautifulwithbrains said...

The rainbow keyboard is awesome! I want one too! I love thinkgeek but I don't dare order from them cos I'm scared I'll have to pay hefty customs fees. :(

That scarf is so cool too! I wish I could crochet but it seems so hard. My mom tried to taught me to knit when I was younger and I couldn't get the hang of it. So I guess I'll probably be useless at crocheting too.

25 December 2009 19:25


Lindsey said...

Ana! I was boot shopping after Christmas sales on Amazon, looking for good deals for myself, and look what I found! http://www.amazon.com/Dr-Martens-Womens-1460-Green/dp/B000W3YMI6/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&s=shoes&qid=1261768565&sr=1-14
Your size is on sale for $49.45 (U.S.). I figured you'd want me to pass it on, since I know how much you lust after those boots. ;)

25 December 2009 19:25


auroragyps said...

Anastasia & Lindsey: The scarf doesn't look hard, it's just the plant at the top that might be tough. It's basically Pac-Man shaped, but you might be able to find instructions online & tweak them. I can't tell, but it looks like the rest of it is just half-double crochet or double crochet, and that's super easy... even easy enough to be a beginner project.

Have to add that I love the gloves you made Lindsey. I'd love to have the pattern, if possible. Also, your rainbow scarf inspired me to make my own, but I'm using an variegated yarn to make a long & skinny scarf done in double crochet stitches in a fillet design.

So nice to find other crafty, girly, geek girls. If only I was in the UK and about 15 years younger.:\ Could have used more gal pals like you around back then. ;)

25 December 2009 21:15


Sakara said...

HAHA i have that hello kitty!!
i too hate the swop dollar for pound sign prices...makes me sick sometimes.

25 December 2009 21:35


Anastasia said...

Sorry Jessica! I'm just pretty excited to have found companies I love a lot, so I'm going a bit mad. I'm buying just as much if that helps any.

I got a lot of Fyrinnae - considering I posted my wishlist *ON* Christmas that's better than I expected! My brother got me an awesome 96 colour nyx lip palette which I'm incredibly pleased with, and a Lego t-shirt.

25 December 2009 21:39


Sakara said...

Force FX are nice and all singy dancing type sabers, but theyre not the best lol

Parks Sabers are very pretty..but are like cheese graters to hold.

If you want a unique true thing of beauty then i suggest you go here..ive lost many an hour drooling over these!
http://www.advanced-light.com/

25 December 2009 21:40


Anastasia said...

Zoe - thanks to you now I've got Shatner on the Mount playing again!

I haven't tried Morgana but am teempted by their lipsticks, and Phyrra tells me there's an eyeshadow I need to own. I forgot the name. It's green, go figure.

If you ever want to do a guest review of them over here, just LMK! <3

25 December 2009 21:41


Anastasia said...

You probably would have to, Gio. Sadly, that's why I hardly ever order from them anymore.

25 December 2009 21:43


Anastasia said...

Omg Lindsey <3

Argh, I just saw a gorgeous tall pink pair, now, too--

They're in my size AND in the sale, but the shipping is £25. Still that's only £60 all-in, so it's definitely worth bearing in mind when I've got the cash, because that's a lot cheaper than I've been seeing them elsewhere even with the shipping.

25 December 2009 21:44


Anastasia said...

Auroragyps - I can't crochet for anything although I know that Jaimi does, Lindsay does, and Grey can SPIN MILK and knit or other insane crafty things.

I have a link to the pattern for the gloves, so I'll mail them to you, although since both your and Lindey's e-mail addresses are listed in the contest comments now, maybe you two can chat about crocheting and Mario and win! =D

A beginner project, you say? *____* *Buys books on crocheting*

25 December 2009 21:46


Anastasia said...

Omg, Sakara. What have you done to me, I was just getting to grips with paying $100 for a lightsaber...T_T aarrrghhh.

Those are really covetable. Curse youuu lady >:

25 December 2009 21:52


i-echo said...

yes, i would love to do a guest review! it would be nice for me to see if I like bloging before I get one of my own. :)

I'm gonna order when they re open so i'll email you when I get my stuff in the mail. :)

Zoe

26 December 2009 00:05


Lindsey said...

auroragyps: Crafty geeks are always made of so much win! And yep, the scarf is all HDC, DC, and SC (I have a link to the pattern if you want it), so it definitely would be quite simple. Alas, I did not make the rainbow scarf, Ana bought it from Shanalogic, I believe. And I'm not in the UK, I'm actually in the States, and man, you don't know how many times I've wished the opposite (that I were 15 years older!), since most of my online friends are in their mid-30s, and I'm in my very early 20s. Are you on Ravelry, but any chance? I found the pattern for the gloves, as well as the scarf pattern on there. It really is a great resource, and I highly recommend you join, if you haven't already.

Ana: Don't buy crochet books! There are plenty of excellent tutorials online, and then you wouldn't have to pay for books. And if you take to crocheting well, you could make your own awesome scarf! :)

26 December 2009 00:19


auroragyps said...

Ana: Listen to Lindsey: Don't buy books. Look online or hit the library. I recommend the book "Stitch 'N Bitch Crochet: The Happy Hooker". She explains things so well. I'm trying to learn how to knit and her books on that are amazing.

Lindsey: I will join Ravelry today. I just finished up crocheting 2 dice pouches for Xmas gifts and now I have the crocheting bug, so more patterns are awesome. Thanks for the tip.

26 December 2009 00:34


Kim said...

Nice! I love tokidoki things too.. my friend got me a knockoff tokidoki bag from France which I cherish very much, haha. I know this is a late response but your wishlist really made me smile because it's so full of win.

27 December 2009 08:23


Corvida said...

I was trying to justify the keyboard to my mother a few days ago..."But mooooom, color-coded buttons will make me a more efficient raider AND quicker at PvP. I need it!" I have never seen a stare so blank.

P.S. I haven't commented much since the Lime Crime debacle (wait, can I use those words without being shot by now?), because I didn't think you needed another "ooh, pretty" on each post. But do know that they're there. You're at the top of my RSS reader.

P.P.S. Morgana's lipsticks are awesome, but I'm not as impressed by the eyeshadow I got... I think it's Sinister or Sinister Presence or something. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it, it's just not as ultrafantastic as I was expecting. Plus, I tend to overwork/overblend, and if you do that to this shadow it goes from subdued green shimmer to sooty black smear, but that's a personal problem.

28 December 2009 06:30


Anastasia said...

Fantastic, Zoe <3 Just drop me an e-mail whenever you're ready.

28 December 2009 21:33


Anastasia said...

Lindsey & Aurora - Eeek! Okay, no book buying for me. I probably would've just downloaded them anyway.

It's like you're speaking Dutch, between you, but if you say it's a very simple pattern I may well look into having a go, I tend to be pretty good at crafty things!

28 December 2009 21:35


Anastasia said...

Thank you, Kim! I'm lucky - we've got a shop here which sells a ton of knock-off tokidoki type bags. I might go back and grab myself a backpack or two, too.

28 December 2009 21:35


Anastasia said...

Corvida, pfft my ego can never have too many "ooh, pretty"s --

Er. What I mean to say is... Well, I love all comments, particularly the more bizarre ones. There is more Lime Crime stuff coming up, though. I haven't forgotten, I just had an overwhelming "thank god, normal blogging" response last time, so figured I'd get some other stuff out of the way, first. It's lovely to know people still read, though <3

I've run into the overblending problem a lot (try using Fyrinnae's Pixie epoxy?), I definitely want to try out their lipsticks, so maybe I'll pick up and eyeshadow or two, as well, for comparison.

28 December 2009 21:39


Belinda said...

I always thought $30 was a little too much to pay for that small of a Weighted Companion Cube. There's a pattern for a bigger version floating around somewhere on the web - my mom made me a WCC for Christmas one year using that pattern. :)

Cool list!

4 January 2010 19:34


Anastasia said...

I agree, Belinda. I've love a giant companion cube beanbag, that'd be awesome, but I don't know anyone IRL who's remotely sewing-talented. I made myself a papercraft cube!

You may have the most awesome mother ever.

7 January 2010 01:03



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